Michael Jackson's Skeleton
Today I took my Grandma Billie grocery shopping.
I bought this paper Halloween decoration for $1.
When Chris came home from work I asked him what he thought of it.
Chris: 'I'm thrilled with it'.
'I think it's really bad'.
'Did you buy that with Billie Jean'? (My Grandma Billie's middle name is Jean).
'There's not another skeleton in the world that can beat it'.
(If you can think of more please tell me. I'll find a good prize for everyone).
Cheers!